puddle fucked 

When playing a racing game such as PGR4 with weather effects, and during racing losing traction because of running threw a puddle of water, causing you to run into a wall or spin out.

1.OMFG I was puddle fucked!!!

2.ROTFLMAO You were puddle fucked, that’s what you get for running me off the road you noob!!

puddle fucked by Tra1n (gamertag) January 5, 2008

Muddy Puddle 

Cocktail containing orange, pepsi and for those like me who prefer to punish your liver add a sjitload of vodka as well sounds wrong tastes good

I want to get very crunk please make me a muddy puddle

Muddy Puddle by thelostlibertine April 1, 2005

cuddle puddle 

G-Rated orgy, a pile of cuddles

-hey man you coming to the cuddle puddle.
-hell yeah man.

cuddle puddle by jeffstrongman February 27, 2015

puddlefuck 

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

puddlefuck by Brekk February 27, 2007

Cowboy boot in a mud puddle 

Fucking someone with a very loose vag. Possibly right after a pregnancy.

;Last night i fucked christine and it was like putting a cowboy boot in a mud puddle!
:Dude, thats cuz she just had a baby a couple months ago!

Cowboy boot in a mud puddle by aries:) January 5, 2010

Puddle Pirate 

A small group of men and women conducting maritime, military and, multi-mission service unique among the U.S. military branches. They protect the Homeland with jurisdiction in both domestic and international waters. Envied by other military brances to included the U.S Navy "Squids".

Navy: Your just a stupid Puddle Pirate
Coastie: Hey shipmate someone's got to take care of the Homeland & Navy Wives, don't you know Navy wives make the best Coastie babies :)

Puddle Pirate by SirPaddy July 31, 2012

puddle jumper 

Small spacecraft created by the Ancients. Several of these ships were discovered in various hangars in Atlantis, and are used by the Atlantis Expedition for various purposes. Puddle Jumpers feature retractable thrusters that allow them to travel through a Stargate, as well as powerful drone weapons for self-defense and a cloaking device to avoid detection. They are operated via neural interface, and so the ATA gene is required to activate and pilot the ship.

Lt. Col. John Sheppard got into Jumper 1, their puddle jumper, with Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex, and Dr. Rodney McKay.

puddle jumper by SG-Me February 15, 2010