present past

Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.

Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?

by kristoff77777 November 8, 2014

Prosextinating

(v.) the act of having copious amounts of sex in the avoidance of productive tasks

She was up all night writing her paper because she had spent the past week prosextinating.

by Chapgrad2015 June 13, 2015

prosecco tit

An individual under the influence of alcohol of the prosecco variety. This individual may act in a way considered as a total tit. All actions are exempt due to prosecco influence.

Hey mate isn't Vanessa acting weird?
Don't worry mate she's just being a prosecco tit.

by SNAZZYSNATCH December 31, 2016

Presentalgia

PRES·ent·AL·gia
noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.

b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.

c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.

**Because life is all too short**

"I don't want to listen back to recordings of my time with my family and friends with nostalgia. I want *presentalgia*-- to feel that very same feeling while it's still there, together, happy and healthy." ~S.B.K.

by ConqueringEntropy June 16, 2017

progenitals

Those dicks who came before us.

"We are governed by the finest examples of our great nation's progenitals."

by deusexaethera February 28, 2018

Propenguin1616

Absolute unit amazing person who really enjoys kittens and over watch. he also loves his Milky

James pulled a propenguin1616 as he loves cats and his milky milky

by Kaden Lawson June 6, 2019

Presenfuckingtation

Every university student's worst nightmare is having to look serious in front of 300 of his classmates in an amphitheater.
It's basically presenting some f*cking topic to the entire class because your professor had you do so, and it hurts like a lill' bitch.

John:"Can you come over real quick?"
Jack:"I can't I've got some presenfuckingtation to prepare for monday..."

by Gavriil Ilizarov December 19, 2019