pontiac

a very terrible piece of crap car possibly the worst ever built, they have problems right off the lot, waste of time and money stay away from the idiots who drive these joke cars.

hey like my new car? yea what is it? a Pontiac man...its got 7,000 miles on it and my power steering doesn't work and it needs a new catalytic converter

by jdm112 April 30, 2009

pontoon

The opposite of wretched;

Someone or something that is completely cool, laid-back and ready to party.

Gurrrrl, that feathered hair is so not pontoon.

Vice Vaughn in Swingers is so pontoon.

by Jason Jopke June 13, 2005

PONTIAC

Fo sho' its a car. But it done got meaning son.
Po
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac.

Look at that fool. Thinks he's all that. He's got 20's on a godamn PONTIAC.

Fo' sho son. Holla out to the 804. JP out.

by JP February 1, 2005

Pontoon

a code-name for penis

"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."

by Skott October 17, 2004

Pont

To smash a wall with a hammer as Pontius to receive experience or progress in Trine.

'Go and Pont that'
'Does anything need ponting?'
'Come here and Pont this'

by Jkg3 January 8, 2015

Pontificant

God-like. Used to describe something so awesome its close to being deified.

"Yo, that bitch's ass was pontificant! Made me wanna get up on Sunday and go to church!"

by surrealhero79 November 23, 2015

Ponteland

Ponteland is a small semi-rural village located 9 miles North West of the glorious city Newcastle Upon Tyne. Ponteland is what would be considered an upper-middle-class area in the UK. It is connected to a large and extremely expensive housing estate Darras Hall, home to many footballers from the surrounding North East clubs and people who can only be described as Cashmere Trash.

Mummy and Daddy's money, second-hand Porsches, an elderly generation of snobs, ridiculous house prices and the automatic assumption that your child will go to Oxford or Cambridge define Ponteland. Yet it is still labeled as a wonderful place to live as is Darras Hall. Maybe it is a wonderful place to live but several decaying schools, the Chav filled Merton Way "shopping center" and a former council housing estate filled with what the prestigious people of Ponteland would call "salt of the earth" residents suggest against this.

In summary; Ponteland has the image of being middle class and civilized, but that couldn't be further from the truth. It is a shithole in its own right, dominated by social pressure, former criminals and the fear of not being accepted by your following middle-class brethren.

There's always someone doing better than you in Pontleland.

JC

"Fancy flying down Ponteland mate?"

"Nor nah, if I wanted to be judged for who I am I could just go to a courtroom"

by JACCAJ October 10, 2018