A sarcastic way of saying someone is a comedy writer; these types of people are always joking around.
by SwingingDick69 May 15, 2022
Get the Professional Hand Clown mug.Less formally called "Hyper-Progressive". Someone who takes is further left sociologically than a progressive. Common beyond progressive beliefs is that all white people are inherently racist, that you can't be racist against white people, that all men are misogynistic, that what is normally considered cultural appreciation is cultural appropriation, and that all men should be killed or have their rights taken away. Some progressive beyonders will use a reverse KKK pyramid with darker skin tones on top and lighter skin tones on the bottom. A lot of social justice warriors tend to be beyond progressive. Progressive beyonders will often try so hard to be progressive that they end up being regressive. This happens most commonly by perpetuating stereotypes or gender roles/norms or attacking people of the group they claim to be protecting due to the person not agreeing with them.
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A professional armchair pilot is a person who is obsessed with aviation and aircraft, but has no actual pilot training or experience. They may spend hours studying flight manuals, watching aviation videos, and discussing the finer points of aircraft performance, yet they have never even set foot in the cockpit of an actual plane. Despite their lack of practical knowledge, these individuals may still consider themselves experts on all things aviation and may even offer their unsolicited opinions on piloting techniques and aircraft design.
"I asked John for his advice on flying my small aircraft, but it turns out he's just a professional armchair pilot who's never even been in a cockpit. I think I'll go with the advice of the actual pilot I know."
by ILoveRyan69420 January 6, 2023
Get the professional armchair pilot mug.One who feigns helplessness to garner support, sympathy or attention, usually the "I'm so helpless" female trope,
but if you call them on it, will then attempt to turn it back on you, saying "YOU'RE the problem."
but if you call them on it, will then attempt to turn it back on you, saying "YOU'RE the problem."
1: How's your relationship with Meg going?
2: Yeah... Called her out on not texting me back for a week... She said I shouldn't "pressure her" and "Her life was hard" and "I should understand"
1: HOLY SHIT... She went "Professional Victim"?
2: Yep... TOTALLY.
2: Yeah... Called her out on not texting me back for a week... She said I shouldn't "pressure her" and "Her life was hard" and "I should understand"
1: HOLY SHIT... She went "Professional Victim"?
2: Yep... TOTALLY.
by Conscious Thinker February 26, 2023
Get the Professional Victim mug.A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win.
Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building.
Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building.
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Get the Professional Pocket Watcher mug.Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?
She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.
She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.
by Come on meow November 23, 2014
Get the Cupcake Professional mug.Completion of a task or project at an minimally acceptable, but not stellar, level.
Often because of external factors or other's contributions which directly impact your ability to complete the task, but are outside of your control.
Often because of external factors or other's contributions which directly impact your ability to complete the task, but are outside of your control.
Joe: How did the report turn out?
Ted: Well we never got the final numbers from Jason's team, but we were able to put something reasonably professional together at the last minute.
Ted: Well we never got the final numbers from Jason's team, but we were able to put something reasonably professional together at the last minute.
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