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proce hyena

The Proce hyena has, by far, the largest clitoris in the animal kingdom.

In the case of this animal, the vulva is fused, and the clitoris is used for urination, mating (the clitoris contracts, while the opening widens to allow penetration) and giving birth. To make matters even more complicated, the females also have a fake scrotum made by the enlarged, joined vulva, and pseudo-testes filled with fatty tissue.

For a long time, the species was believed to be hermaphrodite.

Subordinate female individuals lick the clitoris of a higher-ranked female as a clear sign of submission and obedience.
No, she's not a lesbian, she's just a Proce hyena.
by Wortstein March 31, 2010
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Procrasplanation

The word used to describe when a teenager is trying to explain why they are procrastinating over doing a chore.
When Kayla was asked why the dishes weren't done? She offered this Procrasplanation, "I was too busy texting Bianca about our science home work."
by JnLBerry0810 December 18, 2010
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proberry

someone who is the opposite of a pro; a total failure.
Tay:Did you see Ella at the talent show?
Dree: I know! What a proberry.
by Dreeaddiena January 1, 2011
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Procrapstinate

When you really have to take a crap but refuse to in order to do other fun stuff thats going on.
I was on a 13 kill streak in COD and suddenly I had to shit real bad, but i had to procrapstinate so I could finish the round.
by Jizzlemcdizzle July 9, 2011
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Processed Poo

A stool that consists of 90% or more processed food stuffs.

May be quite hard to pass & have a faint smell of 'american' cheese.
"dang bro i curled out a real processed poo this morn! bitch was stuck up all in me"

"homie thats what happen when you eat that crap. i no its cheap but it sure dont pass man, be sure it dont pass"

"true, true"
by Fulke_Greville August 23, 2011
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Bonification Process

The process of a penis transforming from "soft" to "hard".
I'm about to get all up in that as soon as the bonification process has completed.
by tanuki1980 July 13, 2010
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pre-docking procedures

You can't just thrust your cock in the pink and fuck without a little loving and pre-docking procedures first!
by pentozali November 23, 2010
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