Potato

The best vegetable in the world. Found in fries and chips and poutine. Probably one of the best things mankind ever cultivated.

man i love potatoes, and poutine.

by Anika Pearson January 7, 2015

Potato

To hit, or be hit, by a potato fired from a Potato Gun.

"We potatoed Mrs. Grubkey's house last night. She's got a broken window and some potato remain on her front porch".

"Mrs. Grubkey's house got potatoed last night, I wonder who did it".

by IhatemyISP March 16, 2005

potatoes

the white staple food

Potatoes are bad

by poop man October 3, 2003

Potato

the carrots of the all time low fandom

"Rian's hair makes him look like a potato lol!!!"
"you're a potato"

by Big Booty Hoe 666 April 10, 2013

potato

a person who is being random!

Dude you're bein such a potato.
or
that was a bit of a potato

by Kavaror December 28, 2005

potato

a thief who likes to steal worthless signs and hide them in his pants. often steals from large chain stores such as Walmart.

employee: "Hey, what happened to the shop sign. It's gone."

shopowner: "What? It was here a minute ago."

employee: "Well, I did see some kid hanging around outside."

shopowner: "That damn potato."

by Jon Zimmerman June 18, 2008

potato

a vegatable

a potato is a vegatable like a carrot or onion

by usgvugusvdgh January 29, 2009