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Pre-pizza

The pizza that you eat just before eating another pizza (after which you may endulge in a post-pizza)
Example #1
Lucas:"What should we eat tonight?"
Malt: "How about pizza?"
Lucas:"That's cool. Let's go grab a pre-pizza first, though"

Example #2
Malt: "I'm doing cocaine. Wanna bump?"
Oliver: "No. i'll just go get a pre-pizza"
by Malt007 January 20, 2011
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Pizza Shit

-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.
-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit"
Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit!
Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows!
by DaBigPizzaShit April 19, 2009
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chest pizza

A chest pizza is that pool of drunken puke that occurs when you throw up on your own chest.
I wouldn't go in there, Calvin is making chest pizza.
by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009
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Pizza Papa

A sugar daddy, except they bring you free pizza and then fuck you.
Girl: Hey wanna go out tonight
Guy: I can't. My pizza papa's bringing Domino's over to my place tonight.
by WowDudeSweetBackflip February 1, 2019
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Table pizza

A pizza for sharing amongst a group, typically ordered as a side dish to main meals.
Say Scott, I'm really hungry and can't decide which one I want, shall we get a table pizza as well?
by pizzalover69 January 21, 2014
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Scomo Pizza

A style of Hawaiian pizza, that once it's in the oven, you just leave it to burn while you fuck off on holidays.
"Yo, why the fuck is this pizza burnt to a crisp?"
"Oh, that's a Scomo Pizza, it's named after the Australian Prime Minister."
by Rocky Homeboy Sanshizzle January 8, 2020
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Pity Pizza

A meal served by employers to employees, as a way to "compensate" them for being underpaid, overworked, and for lack of raises/bonuses and/or meal breaks. Its commonly served during long, hectic working hours when the employer makes it clear that there is not enough staff/time to take a break to eat said pizza, and is usually consumed by other staff who historically under perform and take several long breaks throughout the day that are not warranted. The employees that are dying of hunger and thirst are allowed to smell the Pity Pizza, but rarely are given time to consume it; however they are expected to be grateful for the grand gesture of Pity Pizza
Emily: "Hey Susan! I've walked 4 miles in this office today running around, l haven't been able to pee or refill my water bottle and I've been here since 4am... don't you think we deserve a raise?"

Susan: "No Emily, our boss bought us Pity Pizza again instead of providing us with well deserved raises and bonuses....but we don't really have time to actually stop and eat it"
by Netty-Lou-Who September 19, 2023
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