by bailey boy123 April 22, 2017
Get the pity headmug. by diatrevolo November 9, 2003
Get the I pity the foolmug. A phrase popularized by Mr. T meaning that he feels sorry for you because he is about to beat your ass...
by Kevin587 April 7, 2007
Get the I pity the foolmug. When you throw an Intimate Pity Party for someone, you're allowing them to have sex with you. Usually it's for a good friend or an ex, because you feel sorry for them, not because you really want too.
Jane: "What did you get up to last night?"
Kelly: "Brad stayed over."
Jane: "What!? You two are back together!?"
Kelly: "Nah, he just lost his job and is pretty down about it."
Jane: "So, an intimate pity party then?"
Kelly: "Brad stayed over."
Jane: "What!? You two are back together!?"
Kelly: "Nah, he just lost his job and is pretty down about it."
Jane: "So, an intimate pity party then?"
by buckonz October 18, 2008
Get the intimate pity partymug. Handjob or blowjob given generously out of pity to someone who has never received one or will most likely never receive one in the near future.
" Hey Sharron, why don't you give my boy a little Pity job (PJ), you know, a PJ?"
"I don't know, I don't think I can."
"C'mon! He's needs this!"
" Well... I guess it must be done..."
"I don't know, I don't think I can."
"C'mon! He's needs this!"
" Well... I guess it must be done..."
by Jenna Noleen August 28, 2011
Get the Pity job (PJ)mug. 1) phrase that you insert, along with the word "who", before an action that someone had better not do if they don't want their ass kicked.
2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.
2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.
1) I pity the fool who eats the last cookie.
2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...
Me: I pity the fool.
2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...
Me: I pity the fool.
by Dragon Ninja December 20, 2008
Get the I pity the foolmug. The process of, out of pity, adding as your friend on MySpace or Friendster or Facebook (etc), a person that is not exactly your friend. Usually it is the pitied person that initiates the process, so all the other person needs to do is click 'confirm' or 'yes'.
Girl 1: I keep clicking ignore but Erin keeps trying to add me on Facebook!
Girl 2: Ugh, I know! But I finally decided to pity add her..
Girl 1: But why??
Girl 2: Well, cuz her parents are divorcing & Ann says Erin's suicidal & I don't want my name in that suicide note.
Girl 1: Ooohhh.. *clicks confirm*
Girl 2: Ugh, I know! But I finally decided to pity add her..
Girl 1: But why??
Girl 2: Well, cuz her parents are divorcing & Ann says Erin's suicidal & I don't want my name in that suicide note.
Girl 1: Ooohhh.. *clicks confirm*
by catfight12 January 7, 2009
Get the pity addmug.