Thoughts and prayers

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.

*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023

(Phrase) "oh my damn!"

although the definition is said to say "oh my damn" it is often used as a special code entitled "od madam" this word usually relates to sexual activity, and utter suprise.

(Phrase) "oh my damn!" y'all know how to make a brother feel welcome

by fitzgerald December 10, 2007

Thoughts and Prayers

A phrase used to show support for somebody going through a hard time. It's been adopted by uncaring and radical leftists as a perjorative by Godless heathens living with their parents, who despise the Constitution and the protection it provides American citizens. It's most commonly used as a derogatory phrase by liberals to make fun of people of faith.

"Did you hear a mentally deranged Bernie Sanders supporting liberal shot a bunch of unarmed Senators playing baseball?"

"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"

"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"

by Chickswithdicks666 October 15, 2020

Prayer Hands

Two hands placed together as if praying administered in the anus or vagina for a holy experience.

Police: Tell me again how it happened?
Julie: I told him I wanted to wait then he choked me until I blacked out. Mid-way through I woke up and he had his pressed together in my girl parts.
Police: ... you mean prayer hands?

by Pisseidon June 9, 2011

parayeet

The thing you say when you want to sound cool but can't.

Rorick: PARAYEET!
Santiago: What. No get out.

by applesandgrapes December 15, 2017

Phrase Craze

The emergence of a new term or saying that suddenly becomes widely used.

Normally with time the term fades away and is replaced by the next phrase craze.

Kanye West's "You Ain't Got The Answers" is probably gonna become the latest phrase craze.

by supermattxxx November 29, 2013

SMP - social media prayer

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.

A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.

by Bridget Soden April 9, 2008