Philadelphia eagles 

A football team that has no life, its fan's always say that the Dallas Cowboys fans suck when in fact they have NO Superbowl wins and Dallas has 5. They say we choke...How bout when they faced the raiders in the 1980s for the Superbowl and lost, or when they faced the giants recently and LOST for the Superbowl.

Man 1 (eagles Fan) : "Hey man I fell asleep before the Philadelphia Eagles VS Dallas Cowboys game who won?"

Man 2 (No favorite team): "Who do you think?"

Man 1 (eagles Fan): "...Dallas?"

Man 2 (No favorite team): "42-0, Dallas"

Philadelphia eagles by DallasCowboys123 October 27, 2009

Philadelphia experiment 

A supposed military operation that occurred October of 1943 in the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard. A highly classified experiment to cloak the U.S destroyer escort the USS Eldridge in an electromagnetic force-field. According to unconfirmed speculation, such as has surrounded the Roswell incident, reports emerged that the ship disappeared into a time-space anomaly and that those on board never could adjust psychologically afterward. The television show LOST has capitalized on the Philadelphia experiment, and incorporated the time-space anomaly concept with the mind's inability to deal with the fourth dimension.

LOST is based on the Philadelphia experiment.

Philadelphia experiment by Guido1 March 6, 2008

philadelphia intervention 

A drug deal.

"Just did a philadelphia intervention."

"You mean you sold someone drugs? That's the opposite of an intervention."

"Yep.

philadelphia intervention by 940582971974 May 26, 2011

Philadelphia Surf n Turf 

The sexual act where upon a man craps all over a woman's tits and then proceeds to empty out his bladder all over the mess he just created.

Claire asked for the Philadelphia Surf n Turf by name last night! I think this one's a keeper!

Philadelphia Surf n Turf by Mr. Charlie007 June 1, 2011

Philadelphia Eagles 

A suck ass team that's going suck even more without T.O.

The Philadelphia Eagles will go 5-11....if they're lucky.

Go Cowboys

Philadelphia Eagles by Tonio31 August 18, 2006

Philadelphia Eagles 

The Philadelphia Eagles are the second best american football team next to the New England Patriots. They are both owned by friends who happen to be Jewish. Both owners met at a camp as youths in the catskill mountain range.

The ultimate goal of the two owners is to pull as much money out of the fans as possible. The winning of championships is secondary to the money that must be made.

Lucky for the owners much of the fans consist of salisman and testemorphs.

The philadelphia eagles are one big ass cash register!! -- Jeff Lurie.

Philadelphia Eagles by A Palumbo September 4, 2007

Philadelphia Flyers 

An NHL team in the worst market in the United States.
Play a solid game, but in a terrible area.
Have the worst fans in the NHL; they give up on and reject their team whenever they fall behind or don't do well. Then claim to be the best whenever they do anything remotely positive.

"Are you a Philadelphia Flyers fan?"
"No, how dare you insult me like that."

Philadelphia Flyers by NHLrules September 5, 2011