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philadelphia kid

The act of taking the smegma off of ones uncirqued penile member and spreading it onto a bagel, only to feed it to their partner.
by Poopyjoe December 30, 2013
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philadelphia marshmallow

a cybersex move in which a man out of insanity, boredom, lust or hunger videotapes themselves eating their own semen and then sends a video upload to the female or male of his choice.
by arttatum32 May 5, 2010
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Philadelphia Handshake

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.
Tom and I greeted one another with a Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room at the museum, then we went outside and ran the Rocky steps.
by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022
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Philadelphia Broomstick

The sexual act of giving your wife/girlfriend a facial & then making her clean the kitchen.
My wife really hates the Philadelphia Broomstick.
by TheHighwayWolf July 31, 2013
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west philadelphia

A very rare yet steamy sex position similar to a 69, but with a lot of aggression and usually between a checkerboard couple.

Also "West Philly isn't known for harboring any bitch niggas."-Urban Dictionary, the white person (usually the woman) beats the *blacky with a whip to turn him on but insure that he knows that the woman is in charge.
"How was it last night?" -george
"Awh hell man, she went west philadelphia on my ass. it still burns." -greg
"you lucky bastard."-george
by Yo mamma221 November 11, 2011
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philadelphia smile

Is when someone picks a victim (esp. for racial reasons) and places the victim's jaw on the curb of a sidewalk and usually ends up killing the person by smashing their head by the stump of the foot.
The scene from American History X, when Edward Norton stumps the African American male's jaw on the curb from the head is an example of a "Philadelphia Smile".
by CS Buchanan July 15, 2006
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