Perineum

The barrier of skin between the vag or the penis and the ass.

Some shit was stuck on my perineum and when I wiped it went into my vag lips.

by Vaganal August 12, 2008

twenty percenter

The 20% of Americans who still approve of Bush's job performance.

Hey, I bet that Moran guy is a twenty percenter!

by The other eighty percent October 16, 2008

10 percent rule

A rule for driving and for dating. In terms of driving, you shouldn't go more than 10% above the speed limit. Dating, don't date someone 10% younger than you.

1. The cop didn't pull me over cause I was only doing 55 in a 50.

2. He's 20, she's 18. It works cause of the 10 percent rule.

by Slaynerdsallday October 21, 2012

Peric

A mechanical robot that dances with monkey-pirates named spongebob. NOTE: Has a built-in mini fridge

Weird bloke : "Mmmmm I'm thirsty"
Super-cool Nick: "Get one from the Peric"

by The dancing robot-pirate-monkey December 4, 2003

Your perception of

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.

Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Cone peice

The usually small funnel in a bong which the weed or sesh is placed and lit. Usually made from a tin can or foil but can be bought from some tobbaconists.

oi brahh this cone peice is loose

lets go get a new cone peice this ones fucked

by BaglesONE February 14, 2009

99 percenter

When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.

Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.

'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"

by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015