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penile system

System in which men think they are superior and assume authority over everyone because they have a penis
The penile system has destroyed the fabric of humanity. This form of patriarchy has demolished our ability to have a nurturing society that flourishes and cultivates life. This may be due to womb envy.
by Malika Davis August 23, 2023
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Penile Purgatory

That point of waiting after round one for your penile facilities to return for round two.
Hold on a minute. I’m in penile purgatory!
by Dickolas Cage November 9, 2019
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Penile Bleeding

When one bleeds from the penile region.
Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
by SpiritOfWuTang December 1, 2017
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Penile Dementia

You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.
I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!
by Sazzy J December 17, 2015
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Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die
Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.
by The most awesome April 18, 2019
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penile

an old penis. senile and penis
your grandpa has a tiny penile.
by ensureplus May 20, 2020
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penile super soaker

its when your dick shoots out a steady stream of semen
i gave a girl a penile super soaker and got her pregnant
by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019
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