Shorty penile disorder

Something that Mohd. Junaid Javed was born with. It could have been cured in 100$ but his mother refused. Now he walks around with a small peepee.

Pradeep: Yo that man has an 18 inch penis.

Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder

by Queenmercuryf February 27, 2017

Penile Purgatory

That point of waiting after round one for your penile facilities to return for round two.

Hold on a minute. I’m in penile purgatory!

by Dickolas Cage November 9, 2019

Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die

Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.

by The most awesome April 18, 2019

penile

an old penis. senile and penis

your grandpa has a tiny penile.

by ensureplus May 20, 2020

penile distinction

When you can distinguish peniles.

Mom! The doctir said I have penile distinction! I can distinguish peniles!

by Chillin0nPlanetEarth January 4, 2022

Penile Inclusion

The act of 2 or more cocks kissing each other, touching each others tips.

*Teacher arrives late to her class*

Students: "Why are you late Mr. Wally?"
Mr. Wally: "Sorry I'm here late, I just penile inclusioned with those 2 hobos on the street"

by Green-Guy August 11, 2024

penile hubris

A man with far too much dick confidence.

Christopher Williams is full of penile hubris.

by boogers89 September 24, 2016