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penile arrest

when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.
by 7steezy7steve7 January 3, 2024
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Penile Penis

Paul has a huge penile penis.
by setharooski January 9, 2024
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Penile Erectoligist

A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood
The Penile Erectoligist solved the man's Erectile disfunction
by Thedumbass420 December 10, 2023
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Penile Servitude

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.

It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.
by RTM 1963 July 5, 2023
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penile system

System in which men think they are superior and assume authority over everyone because they have a penis
The penile system has destroyed the fabric of humanity. This form of patriarchy has demolished our ability to have a nurturing society that flourishes and cultivates life. This may be due to womb envy.
by Malika Davis August 23, 2023
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Penile

adjective for a man who is senile or other wise suffering from dementia, but with regard to his or her penis
"have you had sex with Peter recently? he's totally gone penile!"
by thewordsdefiner September 21, 2023
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Rabbi Penile Secretions

A bussin online video gamer who is fine asf, but has a micro penis. Can be used as an insult.
You are acting like RABBI PENILE SECRETIONS right now
by Rabbi penile secretions September 10, 2022
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