*Teacher arrives late to her class*
Students: "Why are you late Mr. Wally?"
Mr. Wally: "Sorry I'm here late, I just penile inclusioned with those 2 hobos on the street"
Students: "Why are you late Mr. Wally?"
Mr. Wally: "Sorry I'm here late, I just penile inclusioned with those 2 hobos on the street"
by Green-Guy August 11, 2024

by Big Dick123456 July 5, 2018

The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand
When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.
by David99uk December 13, 2017

by boogers89 September 24, 2016

by Poop Inspector May 22, 2018

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.
It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
by RTM 1963 July 5, 2023

by Rabbi penile secretions September 10, 2022
