Pretzel Catcher

A bar fly that has no money, who is willing to do chores around the bar for free drinks.

Look at JHonda sweeping the floor at the Bonner Road Inn, what a pretzel catcher.

by T-Dawg2017 September 20, 2018

Pretzel Paradox

When you are eating pretzels and your mouth gets dry and then you need some water but then your mouth is wet enough for more pretzels.

Bro, I think i just experienced the pretzel paradox.

by Cadene20 April 26, 2019

Peezed

It means Trolled, if you're getting peezed ur getting clowned on.

*Funny Gif* "LOL PEEZED*

by pissboyfactory October 16, 2020

PeezerGeezer

A highly-skilled player especially in the game Minecraft. PeezerGeezer's do tend to make stupid mistakes but are overall pretty darn good at the game. PeezerGeezer's also go by the names: Duke of clutchenburg, Lord PeezerGeezer and Peezer(informal).

Wow,Xx_B055_xX is such a PeezerGeezer.
That was some PeezerGeezer play.

by PeezerGeezer April 20, 2021

pretzels

pretzels are the best food item in the fucking universe and i will beat you to death if you say otherwise i just want to buy out the entire stock of them and eat all of them especially the little pretzel bites at auntie anne's i want to eat so many right now

give me some mother fucking pretzels or in going to peel your skin

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

peeta mellark

the best character in the hunger games tbfh
he’s gorgeous, sweet, optimistic and is just <33

yo bro you know peeta mellark?
hell yeah! all my homies love him

by hangezoesfavoritegf August 25, 2021

Peetard

A retard who pees.

he's a professional peetard.

by zandubaam October 19, 2022