arse peddlar

any butt fucker

chater is a dirty arse peddlar

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

feed the pedo

to put an underdressed child in a marketing campaign for a product not for children.
knowing that youth combined with exposed skin will make someone turn their head towards the television.

what the hell do 8yr olds in swimsuits have to do with selling pain medicine? they totally feed the pedo with that commercial.

by schmoe,joe October 28, 2008

pedo in a speedo

A pedo in a speedo is a pedofile with a dick and likes to wear speedos

Look at the pedo in a speedo

by Yoooohoeee June 18, 2017

Peddle zepp

noun: A small one to four man "lighter than air aircraft" that is powered through the use of bicycle peddles.

Professor McPhallus and his assistant rode their peddle zepp to the corner store for a quart of aether, chewing tobacco and a Dr.Pepper.

by Arvis January 22, 2010

Pedo Stroll

A short walk during which pedophiles scope out their next prey.

Mark: Did you see that old nasty man over there creepin on those kids?

Joe: That's not good, Dude! He's on his Pedo Stroll! Watch out, Kids!

by -El Hopper September 7, 2010

Pedo Khalifa

A small change to Wiz Khalifa's song, "Black and Yellow." Instead of singing his regular rap, you switch "it big" with "with kids"

Pedo Khalifa:

Yeah ah ha, you know what it is, everything I do, I do with kids

by JAYBEE**** July 31, 2011

Pedo Wizard

An ageing, peroxide blonde long hair with a penchant for snake skin boots and gold flecked flares, often found at children's parties casting dirty spells with his "magic wand".

Oh I say Calum that Pedo Wizard you had at little Timmy's birthday party didn't half get the kids in a frightful mess with all those sticky magic spells he cast all over them.

by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011