Franky Panky Wanky

Sexual activity 'hanky panky' involving at least one person called Frank/Franky/Franko and both people have Wanks.

"Hey baby, I think you're amazing. Feel like some Franky Panky Wanky? I promise I won't respect you or myself in the morning."

by Akritiri February 21, 2017

Don Panky’s Mafia

Don Panky’s Mafia is a secret cult that is only know by the enlightened ones. Once selected you will be taken and put through serious trials and tribulations. Upon completing the hardships you will enter the brotherhood. Once in the brother hood you will be under the protection of Don Panky. Anyone who who does you wrong will be faced with retaliation and death.

Collins: I’m gonna beat the shit out of you
Caleb: Better watch out I’m under the protection of Don Panky’s Mafia
Collins: Oh fuck nevermind

by Don Panky February 6, 2018

Woo-pank

The act of evicting fecal matter from the body, wiping, then followed by pleasuring yourself... And another wipe.

"boys, got to get home. Been absolutely bursting for a woo-pank." exclaimed Jack.

"My mum caught me having a woo-pank, I don't know what's worse... Her seeing me shitting, or bashing one out?" Alleged Ammar (the hammar).

by Pwankerson November 13, 2019

Superman plank

When a woman lays on her stomach and the man planks over her then proceeds to violently thrust to the point that the women can't go anywhere so she gotta take all the dick. This act is especially effective if the male has a bbc then you can finesse it perfectly.

Did yall see Lena the plug get reamed by Jason Luv?? That shit was brutal, he did the superman plank .

by Horchatalover69 July 17, 2023

Yank the plank

To beat your dick (not literally) Or to receive a handjob by somebody.

Yo I’m boutta go yank the plank I’ll be right back.

This girl yanked my plank last night, it was great.

by 69_master69 March 19, 2021

planking

Lying face down, stiff as a plank, in a public place and taking a photo.

I took a photo of him planking on a bridge.

by McMarina June 9, 2011

Planking

When one lies on their stomach with their hands directly at their sides and with their head pointed downwards. This is done for fun, and the point is to come up with creative places to do it, such as on top of a chimney or over public restroom stall(s). Pictures of one planking make ideal profile pictures.

Q: That kid is just randomly lying flat like a pencil on top of that diving board while his friend is taking a picture of him, what is going on?
A: That kid on the diving board is planking.

by Myagooshki September 11, 2011