patiolympics

The art of drinking lots of beer on a patio, preferably downtown in some city, while still maintaining enough sobriety to people-watch with the best of 'em.

I got totally loaded at the Patiolympics of August 18th with my good friends Stevo, Oubi and Krewl Gewl.

We totally took home the Gold that night!!!

by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe July 17, 2006

patrol

Patrol is a slang term for theft or the act of stealing.

"i just patroled this new pen from that nerd"

by wtc September 20, 2008

Pathological Liar

A person or President who apparently seems to believe their lies like it was true.

"But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong. We found them"
-Source Washington Mail (verified).

Simon: "I cant help being a Pathological Liar :("
Jon: "Your Just like George W Bush. You know what the W stands for dont ya?"
Simon: "yeah Weapons of Mass destruction"

by azio November 9, 2005

patooty

in reference to a petite girl with a nice butt.

A girl walked by, and I said "I'd like to get some of that patooty"

by Professor Booty May 25, 2004

border patrol personality

the type of person who takes offense at the least injustice, slight, or bad turn of events, whether it be against him, or he happens to just be walking or driving by and notices it. he then confronts the situation either verbally, physically, or both. luckily this often occurs in physically smaller people. these people were usually bullied, beaten, or belittled when young and are often very intelligent with great, though sick, senses of humor, and well liked for exactly all of these reasons.

often these people are absolutely correct. they just overreact

the movie "anger management" has many good examples of a border patrol personality

by mr snatchural June 11, 2007

Paw Patrol

Paw Patrol is a cringe show for kids and also a copy of the Transformers: Rescue Bots. Paw Patrol breaks the law of reality, for an example:

Kid: ,,I'm gonna be stuck on a very tall tree, so Paw Patrol could get me!"
Parent: ,,You'll die if you should fall of that tree"
Kid: *Climbs up the tree*
Kid: ,,Paw Patrol will come now"

Solution: The kid fell of the tree and broke most of his/her bones and probably died

by Horizon13 June 5, 2021

Paw patrol

One of the best shows ever

Guy: “hey y’all like paw patrol?
That one bitch: “eww”

by Nukethewhales August 2, 2018