pink and brown parade

The abundance of Latin nannies strolling caucasian babies in affluent neighborhoods.

The pink and brown parade starts at eight a.m. in our neighborhood.

by O'Hara September 9, 2004

Paratrooping

When you're in an unfamiliar city and go to a bar with the sole intention of hooking up with somebody just so you have a place to sleep for the night

I went paratrooping in Indianapolis and was able to save myself at least a hundred bucks by going home with this six I met that night. Score!

by thehotdelancey December 17, 2008

ass parade

Profoundly preferred by those in the black community, an ass parade is a large accumulation of phat bubble butts packed densely in one area. To constitute an ass parade though, hips must measure twice the size of the waist.

Tim: WOW! Look at all these girls at this party!
Bob: Its an ass parade my friend.

by Tyler2204 April 28, 2009

Paratard

Someone who insists that they are better because they knew of Paramore before Twilight, failing to realise it was already over played before there was talk about a Twilight Movie. They tend to whine and complain. Hate Decode (maybe ever Airplanes) and feel the need to make it clear that they hate Twilight. They're under the delusion that you can't be a "true" fan unless you knew of them before Twilight. Most only know of the band because Fuse used to play them every hour back when it was mostly music.

Cassie: Ugh, this chick was listening to Decode so I punched her in the face, like really. She ain't a true fan.

Lilly: Wow, I didn't know I was friends with a Paratard.

by Mandaese August 1, 2010

mexican pantie parade

the act of 2 Mexicans having gay or straight sex where the male shoves at least 8 pairs of panties into the anal cavity

john Lennon did the Mexican pantie parade

by apples look funny July 22, 2011

love parade

used to be huge, but nobody goes there anymore, because rave is so passé and it's not too hot too see skinny old gay guys in neon bodypaint.
the parade always leaves a gigantic trail of trash an feces the removal of which costs a lot of money.

there was this one mandy moore movie, in which she was the first daughter and wanted to go to the love parade desperately. it was hilarious, because in reality at least the people from europe know it's so dead there.

by icandoitbetter March 27, 2005

parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by george January 20, 2005