Padongous

Bright skies and amazing moments

Life is full of Padongous bright skies and amazing moments

by _T6_ May 26, 2019

Pardon

A word used by people who can maintain a serious stance, and face in any situation, whether it is funny scary or sad, while saying this word. Making anyone around laugh out of confusion and the absolute randomness of the singular word.

Random person at funeral: "Aw man.. it sucks without him here, I wish he could've made it through, but he's in a better place now.."

Short girl with ponytail: "Yea.. he was a good man"

Person #2: "it's a good thing he was able to scrap some of his criminal records, maybe he won't go to hell"

Short girl with ponytail: Pardon

by CosplayMugi November 25, 2019

Patron Pussy

female equivalent of whiskey dick

yo i have mad patron pussy i can’t fuck

by cajc January 5, 2020

Patronising retard

some who patronises the person with learning disability, in a retarded defining way

man that arsehole patronising that poor man like a patronising retard I feel so sorry for the poor man with a disability,

by jekylls new Hyde July 16, 2020

padroll

The kneading action a domestic cat does with it's paws on its 'owners' body. Padrolling is best done with the claws sheathed, otherwise it can be uncomfortable. It is not known why cats padroll humans but it mimics the behaviour the kittens do to express milk from the mother cat when nursing. It is believed that it could be a way of showing affection to the human. Cats often dribble saliva when they padroll.

Tigger the ginger cat was balanced on my knee attempting to padroll and get my attention to feed him.

by DonkeyOaty September 24, 2020

padonkles

a word that means to hit someone in the head creating the "doink" sound with a paddle

hey jeff! im about to padonkles you if ya don't mind
idk

by pikopie March 20, 2021

.patronumedits

tiktok editor, obsessed with HARRY POTTER.

oh i follow .patronumedits,

by fleur.. May 30, 2021