Ostrich Strangler

A person who gives free handjobs.

Vince:Fuck I got a boner.
Jack:You better go see a ostrich strangler then.

by Nosrac October 2, 2006

Osterville, Ma

Osterville is one of the preppiest places in MA. There are two different country clubs, Oyster Harbors and Wianno Club. Most of the people that belong there are stuck up. All the cool people beach it at Dowses. Dowses is where the notorious "Fab Five" hang out and theyr'e up to no good. Also, The Wianno Yacht Club is the shit. They have dances every summer that kick-ass. A normal night at Cape Cod may include getting wasted at the Foxhole/ Joe's Twin Villa and then going skinny dipping at the beach and then drinking some more. Most people that live in Osterville have one or more boats and can usually be found wearing Polo, Lily Pulitzer, Abercrombie etc. There are very few races other than white that live in Osterville. There are two groups of kids in Osterville. The townies and the kids that come down in the summer. The townies usually hate Cape Cod in the winter because its boring but then in the summer they hate it because the summer kids annoy them. Personally, I have had bad experiences with townies (*COUGH T *COUGH ess). There is usually no reason to ever leave Osterville in the summer. It has everything you need beaches, resturaunts, grocery stores, library. Osterville probably has about one fucking million real estate offices because they make so mcuh money selling mansions.

Local 1: Hey look at that kid wearing Roca Wear.
Local 2: He must be from Hyannis or something.
Local 1: Yeah, he's definetly not from Osterville.

Tourist 1: Woah we haven't driven for more than half a mile and we've already passed 23 real estate offices.
Tourist 2: Oh, we must be in Osterville.

Local 1: Who are those obnoxious kids sitting on the bench?
Local 2: Oh, I've heard of them they must be the "Fab Five".

Local 1: Who's that girl on the street corner giving away free cupcakes?
Local 2: It must be that girl T***.

by Summa summa summa time June 27, 2005

Osterville, Ma

Osterville, MA. is the place to be from memorial day till labor day people will drive for an entire day from Fl or MI just to spend a week, there are no cops on land the only person to bust u for anything is the habor master. Pretty much every one there is an English Yankee. The people that belong to the Wianno club are stuck up and if u wanna have fun u gotta hang out with the yatch club kids.

Honey do u rember john smiths house number there are five people with his name on the same street in this Osterville, MA phone book

by yatch club goer September 20, 2005

Ostin

Aussie slang for someone who reinvents themselves constantly. Changing their appearance, though they still look the same to those who know them... Sometimes even changing their name on a whim. These people are often not well respected.

That chick changes her look so often, she's a real Ostin.

by binda33 July 19, 2010

Motor City ostrich

When a manboy attains in the penis the necessary tumescence of the meat shaft that would, in due diligence, be required forthwith to bend said shaft underneath the testicle closet, with urethra aimed with verisimilitude towards the particular gentleman's brown nugget nectar, and announces himself with firm and steady protrusion of the anal chamber, like Apollo 13 landing the lunar module on the face of our great Moon. If one such individual demonstrates the ability to "ride himself" and produce the pleasure potion necessitated by so many of our brethren so that it may flow hither and thither about the shaft meat, then he truly is his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. An ostrich buries its head in the sand whence it realizes how ugly it is; a penis buries itself in its owner with extreme effort.

Hey, man, my friend's date stood him up last night so he gave himself a Motor City ostrich as a consolation prize.

by Burl Fret May 19, 2016

Ostrich Joke

A joke that makes sense, but isn't funny enough so that normal people will laugh at it. The term comes from the Family Guy episode "Ocean's Three and a Half" where Two and a Half Men is being filmed in front of a live ostrich.

Man 1:"Have you ever seen Two and a Half men? It's hilarious."

Man 2:"What the hell is wrong with you, that show isn't funny at all. Every joke is an ostrich joke."

by WeAreEverything October 19, 2009

Osterville, Ma

...beers on the beach...golfing barefoot on somebody elses dollar...driving somebody elses new convertible...crashing in somebody elses oceanfront mansion...bridge jumping...rope swinging...living in board shorts...eating like a king...drinking like a fish...living like you're dying...Ostervillin' through life...thanks to y'all for being such sweet hosts...see you soon!

examples have been forgone to protect the guilty...

by Lynchie April 15, 2005