Oxford period

The optional period at the end of a final sentence, typically omitted in social media posts or texts.

"Mom! You don't need to use a period at the end of texts" vs. "Mom! You don't need to use a period at the end of texts." <Oxford period

by Mr. Toe June 1, 2016

Equal Opportunity Fucker

...or other wise known as an EOF!!! Someone who isn't finicky, and likes it both beefy and cheesy....in bed!

I like them big, tall, fat, small, short, dumb, smart, etc...I am an Equal Opportunity Fucker...EOF....whatcha got?

by RED1043.com February 26, 2009

Opportunist

Wise person who seeks opportunities

ie Molly was an Opportunist who blagged her way into many a thing

by The Lady July 22, 2008

Oxford period

The Oxford period is used in lieu of the Oxford (or serial) comma in a sentence, in an effort to make a sentence appear more profound or dramatic than it is. The Oxford period is often used on Tumblr and Facebook.

I'll check her sidebar bio to see what her favorite things are. It says, "Water. Fire. Wind. and Dirt." Nice, a list using the Oxford period.

by Ceabelyo January 12, 2014

Opporpoonity

A good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch.

Man I lost her phone number and totally blew my opporpoonity.

by Snakeface. May 26, 2009

Opportunavenger

Combination of an Opportunist and Scavenger. (oppor-tu-navenger)

An opportunist will say “Hey, you gonna eat that?” a Scavenger will eat it without asking.

However, the Opportunist can turn Scavenger in a famine and will eat whatever is available, hence becoming the Opportunavenger.

by HaykeyT June 16, 2009

opporntunity

Discovering an unplanned chance to create amateur porn

1. "My girlfriend was modeling her new bikinis. I seized the opporntunity and took pictures the whole time."

2. "Hey, I'm wasted in the back of a cab with 2 drunken sorority girls and my iPhone."
"Sounds like a golden opporntunity!"

by mrosprey March 3, 2010