onstagaloopy

something archie wyles said when trying to prove a point.

this onstagaloopy is really pissing me off

by small willy archie December 17, 2024

Onsefulofenia

Neologismo humorístico que describe la confusión instintiva maternal en una gata que intenta reunir y cuidar simultáneamente a crías adultas junto con crías recién nacidas, como si todas fueran neonatas.

Onsefulofenia se usa de forma irónica para dar un tono “pseudo-científico” a un comportamiento felino completamente normal, motivado por instinto protector y hormonas postparto.

by Onsefu January 20, 2026

Fr-onstar

The service friends provide when you are experiencing problems with your car - either it's broken down or you otherwise can't access it.

Matt lost his car keys while at the beach, so he called Fr-onstar, and Jay brought him his extra set.

by Patma January 15, 2008

Sudden Onset Douchebag Syndrome

When all your friends turn into douchebags when they were once nice. It's real.

"Don't be a sod."

Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.

by Toddthedouche January 13, 2011

Sudden Onset Confidence Syndrome

When someone, through some means (usually weight loss), gains a large and sudden boost to their confidence that turns them into egotistical dickheads. It can also exacerbate egos for people who were faking it and now that they have real confidence it makes them appear like they're bragging all the time.

Fella: Hey, did you see that Gary lost a ton of weight recently?
Mate: Yeah! Notice how he hates fat people now? And he scoffs at chicks that he previously would have crawled dick first through a valley of glass just for them to notice him?
Fella: I have!

Mate: Ya boy's got a bad case of Sudden Onset Confidence Syndrome.

by RussNuts July 16, 2019

ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face

When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels

by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020

toad_onsaturn

one of the greatest people ever, most commonly known for his great sense of humor and being a great friend >:D (this is written by Brutus u better be thankful or else I will unsibling u/j)

"bro you know that one guy right? I think his username was toad_onsaturn or something like that."

by brutuslikescats November 29, 2021