Onion Bowl

That little, round, brown earthenware bowl you keep in the fridge so that, on occasion, you can take it out and plunge your balls in it to cool down.

Man, Greg was so bummed his air con was broken until he remembered he had the onion bowl. That cooled him right now down.

by Mr Flaps January 8, 2017

Pickling the Onion

Something to respond with when someone asks what you’re doing

James - what’re you doing later?

Me - Just pickling the onion

by Onion Pickler August 29, 2019

Onion Bhaji

A fat onion shaped woman who will often barge into people to get past.

Hey you just pushed me you "onion bhaji"!

by Mr Ramada April 13, 2017

Onion Bush

A girl's snatch that overly reeks of onions

This girl's onion bush smelt so bad last night it cleared out the entire damn bar

by YaaaaaaahD October 14, 2016

Good Onions

When one experiences a negative situation that causes tears, but it leads to a positive situation that causes tears of joy.

My divorce lead me to find the woman of my dreams... good onions!

by Eddie Skerry May 6, 2019

Onion Wizard

- A person who has poor personal hygiene in regards to the proper application of underarm deoderant.
- A person who smells of onions after consuming a meal containing an onion and failed to brush teeth or wash hands.
-"Onion Wizard Sleeve" is a variation in regards to a girl having poor hygiene in the genital area.

- "That Dude Is An Onion Wizard"
- "Dude, I Met A Girl Last Night Who Had An Onion Wizard Sleeve"

by ChadnSean January 11, 2010

hang onions

To accept an annoying or unpleasant situation because there is no alternative.

Have you ever been on a slow driving comfortable bus? They don't exist, because they'd never make the schedule, so hang onions like the rest of us

by Blaidd_Dwrg September 25, 2013