Pickling the Onion

Something to respond with when someone asks what you’re doing
James - what’re you doing later?

Me - Just pickling the onion
by Onion Pickler August 29, 2019
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Onion Bowl

That little, round, brown earthenware bowl you keep in the fridge so that, on occasion, you can take it out and plunge your balls in it to cool down.
Man, Greg was so bummed his air con was broken until he remembered he had the onion bowl. That cooled him right now down.
by Mr Flaps January 8, 2017
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Preston Onion

An action that involves firmly pressing an onion of any size or variety into a persons anal cavity. The onion, once firmly pressed in, is referred to as a "Preston" Onion.
I gave her a Preston Onion. It smelled terrible but she loved it.

My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.

One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
by Hellvig June 13, 2019
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hitting the onion

Going on the deep web through then onion and looking through what society has become
by Professor onion January 4, 2018
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Onion Bush

A girl's snatch that overly reeks of onions
This girl's onion bush smelt so bad last night it cleared out the entire damn bar
by YaaaaaaahD October 14, 2016
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Onion Wizard

- A person who has poor personal hygiene in regards to the proper application of underarm deoderant.
- A person who smells of onions after consuming a meal containing an onion and failed to brush teeth or wash hands.
-"Onion Wizard Sleeve" is a variation in regards to a girl having poor hygiene in the genital area.
- "That Dude Is An Onion Wizard"
- "Dude, I Met A Girl Last Night Who Had An Onion Wizard Sleeve"
by ChadnSean January 11, 2010
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hang onions

To accept an annoying or unpleasant situation because there is no alternative.
Have you ever been on a slow driving comfortable bus? They don't exist, because they'd never make the schedule, so hang onions like the rest of us
by Blaidd_Dwrg September 25, 2013
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