Turf war

When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass

“Holy shit last Night I gave her a turf war and she went crazy”

by Sunstorm June 5, 2020

Turfed

When a person keeps turning someone that likes them down

You know Amy turfed Kevin yesterday

by Blackerdia December 11, 2018

Turf Grabbers

When a person, typically a girl, has toes that are longer than her open toe shoes or sandals. The toes appear to be grabbing at the turf when she walks due to her shoes being too small or ill fitting.

Dude #1: "Hey bro, look at that girl she is smokin' hot!"

Dude #2: "Yeah she is, too bad she has Turf Grabbers. Look at how long her toes are!"

by Keppppp November 10, 2010

Turf war

When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass

I gave a turf war last night and she went crazy

by Sunstorm June 5, 2020

Turf Lounge

A severe hang-over resulting in the inability to engage in physical activity other than smoking bowls, watching tv, playing video games, or listening to music.

We raged hard last night, I can't skate today, I'm strictly Turf Lounge.

by hoot rider November 4, 2017

cheetah turf

One's property. Specifically, belonging to a feisty and/or scrappy female.

Uh oh..that girl stepped on her cheetah turf by trying to dance with that other girl's man. Shits about to go down.

by afarmer March 29, 2015

Moon Turf

The pubes that appear between and around the but hole, arse cheeks and gooch.

'she had a little more Moon Turf than expected, it made it hard to work around, even more than myself. She's started a turf war.'

by Deaf Empire April 23, 2018