If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.
Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...
Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!
Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!
by udon'twannaknow February 22, 2011
Get the Today moneymug. When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.
by Changa of Chimmies October 8, 2019
Get the today'smug. When it is after midnight but you haven't slept yet and you are referencing your next amount of time spent awake.
by yukiblackwell March 22, 2021
Get the technically todaymug. by That_one_weabo May 27, 2018
Get the not today turdmug. .9.<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.
.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
Get the .9.<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.mug. 28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022
Get the Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee todaymug. by GamerFUN November 1, 2019
Get the todaymug.