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Today money

If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.
Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...

Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!
by udon'twannaknow February 22, 2011
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today's

When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.
Jim did today's with Christina.
by Changa of Chimmies October 8, 2019
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technically today

When it is after midnight but you haven't slept yet and you are referencing your next amount of time spent awake.
I have a full body wax tomorrow, well I guess technically today.
by yukiblackwell March 22, 2021
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not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.
by That_one_weabo May 27, 2018
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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.
.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug
by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022
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today

A day that you would not be famous or be known for anything... unless you that kid.
Human 1: What is today?
Human 2: It mean you ain't famous unless you that person.
by GamerFUN November 1, 2019
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