Madman’s knowledge

1. Incomprehensible babble

2. Too complex to decipher
1. The man under the bridge is mumbling some madman’s knowledge.

2. Stanley’s journal has instructions for an inter dimensional portal, but reading it gives you madman’s knowledge.
by Sixer’sHunter February 20, 2025
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Elite ball knowledge

an idea/thing that's known only among a niche community who can immediately recognize it yet leave people who don't know confused
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Elite ball knowledge

A ball with elite knowladge.
Person1: Dang that ball got elite ball knowledge,
Person2: I'm disliking this post 🤬👎👎👎
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Elite ball knowledge

You know something that is lost to time, but you still remember it for some reason, that other may not remember or doesn't know at all.
Guy 1: Yo what about that snail?

Guy 2: You need elite ball knowledge to know it.
by cookuh May 24, 2025
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absorb the knowledge

(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.
Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"

Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."

"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."

"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."
by highschool45 May 14, 2023
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chaos knowledge

Knowledge untruthful by virtue of existing in a delusion, hallucination or a perceived alternate reality such as a dream.
"Austin, none of us have ever been professional tennis players. Is this more of your dreamworld chaos knowledge?"
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knowledge jizz

When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.
Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.
by LCarrollHarris January 06, 2016
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