fancy bj

A blow job with all the extras; mints, ball play and swallowing.

Dude, I'm taking Jennifer to expensive restaurant tonight. I'm counting on a fancy bj.

by Mr. Maloof August 16, 2008

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BJ Season

The times when your girlfriend is menstruating so you can't have sex or do anything sexual to her vagina. This means she might feel guilty for no pleasure for the boyfriend. This means your girlfriend goes down on you much more often than normal which results in more blow jobs for the boyfriend

BJ season comes around every 20 days or so in any relationship. The male looks forward to BJ season while the female does not due to bleeding of the vagina

Bill: Hey George, it looks like you going hunting! I guess Stacey is alone for the weekend?

George: Oh no, not at all. I will be with Stacey all weekend. I am staying home all and do not plan to leave bed

Bill: Then what are you hunting?

George: I am getting ready for tomorrow... Its BJ season!

by Mac to the Daddy December 10, 2009

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BJ Bod

A woman who has a totally hot face and/or upper half of the body, but the bottom half just is not fucking worth it at all. In other words, you'd do her face, just not anything else.

Mike:Dude, look at that one over there! The blonde one with the BJ Bod!
Tom:Totally, fuck yeah.

by FUCKING JARED BITCHES June 12, 2010

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BJ Cheeks

The feeling of having sore cheeks after giving a bj the night before, especially prevalent when it was a perticularly intense bj, or it has been a while since you gave your last bj. Makes it difficult and/or painful to do any other activities involving sucking, even light sucking, such as kissing, drinking through a straw, etc.

Hey, could you get me a spoon for my smoothie? I have a bad case of bj cheeks.

She was so amazing last night, poor girl must have bj cheeks today.

by uhhhhhm August 25, 2009

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