Person 1 *wakes up*: Holy crap, I fell asleep.
Person 2: Yeah you fucking did. You've been asleep for 3 hours.
Person 1: Power nap.
Person 2: Mate, that was a granny nap.
Person 2: Yeah you fucking did. You've been asleep for 3 hours.
Person 1: Power nap.
Person 2: Mate, that was a granny nap.
by AmyVHS August 28, 2008
My grandma has flower granny panties!
by Cassie April 07, 2004
Slang for a mechanical bridge. Used in in the game of pool to make difficult to reach shots. Often used by pussies to make shots easier. You will generally be made fun of for using one unless you are a professional player making a legitimate shot.
Guy1: Can you pass me the granny stick, this is a tricky shot.
Guy2: Haha! do you want me to hold your dick while you piss too??
Guy2: Haha! do you want me to hold your dick while you piss too??
by Mattmo September 22, 2006
(or grampa dumping) the act of abandoning helpless or destitute old people by families who are not able to care for them
The victims of granny dumping have even more trouble dealing with the problem when they are also victims of Alzheimer's.
by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2007
Recieving a blowjob from an elderly woman who has no teeth.
Also referred to as a no denture adventure.
Also referred to as a no denture adventure.
by darkingofdeath January 15, 2015
An old lady, preferably a Grandmother, who is taking part in sexual acts and just happened to receive the STD Gonorrhea.
by Xaltz September 10, 2009
1.) A chair that your grandma will use. 2.) If your grandma is in the bathroom & not going to the bathroom she probable on this chair. 3.) A chair that an old lady sits on when she takes a shower. 4.) An old lady sex chair
1.) Look at where she's going, its the adventures of the granny chair... The adventures continue.
2.) It's the cronicles of the granny chair.
2.) It's the cronicles of the granny chair.
by IL CAPONE February 18, 2011