Popped Toast

When a male, suddenly pops a raging hard on, and has an urge to have anal sex with his toaster

Jacob: Damn, Brandon just popped toast
Alex: ya hes a freak, hes super freaky

by The Fapmaster August 19, 2011

post-toast

an hour or so after you are no longer stoned, but still feel kinda spacey and out of it.

i was so post-toast at dinner today, but i just told my mom i was tired and it was chill

by lookatthisbullshit October 3, 2010

Coke toast

French toast but instead of powdered sugar, you use cocaine

Guy 1: My roommate leaves his cocaine laying around, I was making French toast the other day and it was a bad time. Well at first it was a really good time but then... it wasn’t

Guy 2
...
I want some coke toast

by ICan'tDecideOnWhatNameIWant April 30, 2020

toast the ghost

to smoke a joint

me: yo dude, wanna toast the ghost this weekend?
dude: hell yeah man!

by joe_420 March 4, 2009

Freedom Toast

A Republicanized name for French Toast (which was named after Joseph French, the American chef who invented it, and has nothing to do with France).

I don't care about your politics, you're an idiot for calling it "Freedom Toast"!

by unidyne November 25, 2003

Toast

A British man named James, that we would love to drip honey all over.

I want some Toast

by Pandora October 9, 2003

Tits On Toast

1) An open-face fried egg sandwich, for obvious reasons. 2) A general purpose substitute expression for small inconveniences, used when stronger expletives are inappropriate(ie, 'shit!' or 'goddammit!').

1) (Waitress) "Hey Murray, I need a Number 5 and a Tits On Toast for table three."

2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.

by Al Peterson August 30, 2005