Steamin semen

When a homosexual couple are getting ready to have intercourse, one male wraps his genitals in a scolding hot towel. when his penis is super hot, he spanks his partner until he ejaculates all over the partners chest.

me and my boyfriend were totally fucking last night and then he pulled a steamin semen!!!

by SCHIEFFY December 31, 2008

Semen Poisoning

The result of swallowing too much semen. Can cause blurred vision, vomiting, erectile disfunction, premenstrual bleeding, and children

After the gay bukkake, phil realized he had semen poisoning.

by TheDrunkenMasta January 3, 2012

Semen Slinger

Another word for a male porn star or gay man.

Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy are two of the most well known Semen Slingers in the porn industry.

And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.

by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012

semen suitcase

Another word for an overly used vagina

Susan from math class has slept with whole football team, but I'd still dump one in her semen suitcase.

by Bill Manly April 18, 2016

Semen Water

A salty glass of water

Greg gave his dad a cup of salty water as a prank, and when he took a sip he spit it out and said “What is this, semen water?”

by thegreginc March 13, 2023

monkey semen

When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz

Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen

by NinNards May 16, 2017

Semen Slappers

The shower shoes that the officers give you when your in jail

Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.

Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!

by Shokaboo October 21, 2008