Old Gregg

A girl who falls in love with guys too quick. She is usually in love with them after the first date or sometimes even before. She constantly asks "Do you love me?" or "Do you think you could ever love me?" She has a nasty downstairs mixup.

"She asked him if he loved her and they've only been on one date."
"I heard she farted right in front of him."
"She's Old Gregg."

by alabamafan4ever January 1, 2012

Max Olds

Too great to be described. Best known description:

"Unknowable" or "All".

Oh my God it's Max! Shit...look busy...

by DragonQ March 17, 2004

old bag

grumpy old bat who doesnt do anything for anyone

Mrs keen, jeez your an old bag!

by Anonymous November 12, 2002

Old and holy

What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.

Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.

by jazzrock August 26, 2008

Old crone

My Grandma😁
Or in some cases a fucking annoying bitch

Shut up and mind your shit old crone

by 18 and ugly😬 July 23, 2017

old definitions

a common thing on this website

Guy 1: I am finding old definitions from 2006 or 2008 on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Wow, such history!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 31, 2021

old schoogle

When modern technology fails and one must resort to archaic, carbon based methods such as dictionaries and encyclopedias for definitions and references.

ME: Does anyone know where they keep the books in this place? The WiFi is down and I need to look something up.
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?

by starkasm August 26, 2010