norwegian wood

slang for hashish/hash

I just scored me some Norwegian wood!

by Jake Pandulce April 20, 2008

norwegian tumble

It is pretty much just straight sex but it involves a lot of rolling around.

Hey Jim last week i brought home this blond scandanavian chick from the club, the bitch was the greatest norwegian tumbler id ever met. Then I finished off by giving her a hot carl to the face.

by GPA May 30, 2006

norwegian pause

noun: during a conversation, you suddenly think of performing oral art on the woman you're speaking to; this only works if you are a woman

Birgit left a message on my norwegian machine and said, "Olga, i be tinky of ya"..." call me" there be a pause, i think she think to lick me.

by zoepan February 4, 2005

Norwegia

Home of the goats Norwegia is a holy, united, strong and brave country supported by a very large number of farms, seven elevens, hillbillies, goats and chickens on rafts. The Norwegian national anthem is the shut up woman get on my horse song. Norwegia has an army of winged shotgun wielding goats an hillbillies for more information look at the goatism definitions.

Dude I bet that guy is from Norwegia look at his plowing technique.

The winged shotgun wielding norwegian goats are attacking!!!

That is some amazing seven eleven operating skills you have there.

by goat king May 9, 2013

norwegian lunch

the act of two women, during a lunch in an expensive restaurant, taking turns ducking under the table for a "snack".

The steak was delicious, but the norwegian lunch really filled me up

by zoepan December 4, 2004

Norsebag

Being a Norsebag entails having a low IQ, being refused admission into Universities, hating the minorities who do well academically despite being low income immigrants, blaming their joblessness on minorities rather than their symptoms of wackyness (oft found in the DSM IV,) obsession with MMA despite an inability to throw punches and perform takedowns, and paramount to all: being a racist on account of the misguided notion that they are Aryan.

Norsebag: I AM AN ARYAN!
Miroslav: No. I have my Phd in Linguistics and I can tell you that you're not.

Norsebag: YOU WANNA FIGHT?! I FIGHT MMA! UFC! I MEAN... my dick is small?

Miroslav: Ya man that sucks for you. Great to know.

by snayk the jake plisken August 2, 2011

Norwegian Face Tattoo

The result of a male engaging in coitus with a female whilst menstruating, removing his penis (which is coated in her menstrual cocktail) from her vagina and striking her face with it. This leaves what has been labeled a "Norwegian Face Tattoo" -a phallic, bloody imprint upon a female's face.

"Bro, that bitch was totally on the rag, but DTF, so I pulled out and totally gave her a Norwegian Face Tattoo. It was bad-ass but she was not pleased."

by Maxypad9 November 9, 2012