noner

when you get a boner for absolutely no reason.

Joe: dude, we r in a room full of guys and u have boner?? eww, stay away. (although i rlly do like it)

Mark: no man, its ok. its a noner.

Joe: OoOOoOOooO. in that case, lets go play G.O.W so u can pwn me

by Mark S. Perez January 9, 2007

noner

When a man or womans nipple becomes erect usually as result from something cold. Nipple+boner=Noner

i put the ice on my nipple and instantly got a large noner.

by Hdawg August 29, 2005

None the Wiser

The classic game of covert, brazen fapping in a relaxed hangout with two or more conscious and unsuspecting friends present. One is most successful under a blanket or snuggie, suppressing urges of heavy breathing, distinctive skin-clapping noises, and the desire to turn the pornhub mobile volume higher. The burden of proof rests with the masturbater (henceforth known as the fooler) in presenting a seawater scented tissue or pair of boxers upon completion. In coastal regions, where this smell is continually airborne, the fooler may show their freshly dripping partial to their peers to chalk up a win.

Tanio: "Ha! You guys are none the wiser! Get a whiff of this!"
Mxke Purp: "Doesn't count. I pointed out your phallic shadow cast on the wall to Nandy a minute ago. We let you finish out of courtesy."
Tanio: "Fine, I'll get my parents on the ride home."

by Banandy June 18, 2014

noner

(no-ner)

When someone gets a boner by giving an immediate "NO" to any invitations without thinking them through.

Me: Hey, Matthew. Want to go to th-

Matthew: NO! (gets a noner)

by easy_pee March 4, 2014

none too clever

someone, or a situation, that is either not very good or really fucking insanely stupid.

Synonymous with not cool.

"Did you see what results Tony got in his exam? They were none too clever, mate."

"You know the concept of paedophilia? That entire thing is none too clever"

by Projekkt December 29, 2008

none

the absence of everything but the presence of nothing

Person 1: do you have any diamonds?

Person 2: nope, I have none
Person 1: thats a shame, I needed some for my beacon

by gaybale24🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 March 11, 2021

noners

A noner is a non-athlete, or someone with no athletic skill.

Example, I was walking through the park and saw a bunch of noners playing rugby.

by Don Hanni March 21, 2010