Gift Narc

A person who tells the recipient of a gift what the gift is before the person actually receives it.

During the Christmas Holiday, the wife called her husbands place of employment looking for him. Despite knowing he had stepped out to buy his wife something at Tiffany's, the phone receptionist answered, "He's at Tiffanys shopping."
To which the wife responded, "He's going to but me something at Tiffanys!!!" A co-worker called the phone receptionist a "gift narc" for ruining the holiday surprise.

by bonafied cracker December 30, 2011

Poke gift

A gift a woman buys a man after the hardship of poking to create life .

I would like my poke gift for this hardship.

by Pokemaster March 11, 2023

Re-gifting

When a woman lets a man finish inside of her, doesn’t shower and then meets up with another man shortly after, where he gives her head and unknowingly consumes the remains of the previous man’s bodily fluids

Did you hear that Tina was re-gifting last night?

by HotPocky January 15, 2023

The Last Gift

A gift from a close friend who can't see a future in their friendship, so they pack 'The Last Gift' with objects of interest like pictures, a sweater, etc. This way, the other friend will always have something to remember them by.

I have the last gift for you.

by Manson_Mysterious September 9, 2023

Gift day

Gist day is when you give your best friend,
Girlfriend or boyfriend a gift

Hey best friend here you go

Best friend: why are you giving me a gift

Because it’s November 25th give aka gift day!!!

by Baby shark 🦈 November 3, 2019

gifted abby

I LOVE YOU QUEEN PLS DATE ME 🙏🙏 WE CAN LISTEN TO INDIE MUSIC AND BE LESBOS TOGETHER

me: gifted abby ily

abby: me too, because i’m god and super nice to everyone because i’m god

by i love costa March 8, 2021

Gods gift

A strain of weed so sweet you could climb the purple fields of Cush and settle yourself between her lovely Indica hips and just feel the positive vibrations.

A truly one of a kind purple Indica goddess

I found an OG who said he has found Gods gift....

Like the real gods gift Purp with the reds and the greens????

Yeah he said he found the one...

by The freshness April 29, 2021