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Nigerian Platupus

The act of torturing a platupus of any sort until shit comes out of its ass and then taking the shit and making it into a hot and steamy meal for the Nigerian breakfast the next day. The breakfast is then cut in half, the first half to be eaten and the second half to be molded and sculpted into a giant brown dildo used for later fucking.
"Have you seen Ted around recently?"
"No, I heard he was taking part in the Nigerian Platupus Games."
"Oh, cool. Where do I sign up?"
by NigerianPersonality September 8, 2011
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nigerian dumptruck

When multiple (at least 15) Nigerians gather up at least one white virgin girl from Indiana and partake in hot anal prenatration until the vast majority is ready to unload. The already exhausted ghostly white bitch then gets in the middle of the Nigerians and they unload their semen until the white girl is no longer visible. The niggers... er I mean Nigerians then flee the scene.
Tyrone: "Man all that cum we unloaded on Barbra could have fed half of Nigeria."
Demarcus: "Yeah ma nigga that was a great Nigerian Dumptruck."
by Big_Schlong69 November 28, 2016
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A realy hardcore canaidian guy. hockey, beer and eh.
" those snow nigers realy like hockey"
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NIGER

Honestly. I am so over this word.

Niger or the Niger1112 (/ni ˈʒɛər/ or /ˈnaɪdʒər/ (About this soundlisten);1314 French: niʒɛʁ), officially the Republic of the Niger,1112 is a landlocked country in West Africa named after the Niger River. Niger is bordered by Libya to the northeast, Chad to the east, Nigeria to the south, Benin to the southwest, Burkina Faso and Mali to the west, and Algeria to the northwest. Niger covers a land area of almost 1,270,000 km2 (490,000 sq mi), making it the largest country in West Africa. Over 80% of its land area lies in the Sahara Desert. The country's predominantly Islamic population of about 21 million15 live mostly in clusters in the far south and west of the country. The capital city is Niamey, located in Niger's southwest corner. * ITS JUST A WORD *
NIGER
by italianbarbie_ January 26, 2019
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nigerian

someone from the country of nigeria
hey look, that black guy is a nigerian
by samdsucks September 28, 2004
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niggerdildococoon

A rubber/latex replication of a black male's penis in a contraceptive casing. Smothered in BBQ sauce.
James: Where on earth did I leave my car keys?

Enrique: Niggerdildococoon.

James: Alas.
by TimmyTurnTables December 30, 2013
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Nigerian Squirrel

A large rodent resembling a squirrel, a rat, and a raccoon. They vary in color, but are the size of an average brown bear. Thought to be connected to Illuminati. Related to the Algerian Squirrel.
First discovered in 1700's, these terrifying animals were found in a tomb of what could have been an alien tomb in Nigeria. Because of the terrifying appearance and creepiness of the tomb and animal, the tomb was sealed and the ordeal was completely covered up. That's why you never hear about Nigerian Squirrels anymore.
by werty29991 December 21, 2014
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