Person 1:What is Newton's Third Law of Motion?
*Random guy punches Person 1, person 1 goes to the floor*
Person 1: OW!
Random Guy: That's the law
*Random guy punches Person 1, person 1 goes to the floor*
Person 1: OW!
Random Guy: That's the law
by Xajdyn March 27, 2013
Get the Newton's Third Law of Motionmug. A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."
Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
by aotako June 8, 2011
Get the Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Swordmug. That Congressman is screaming he stands for family values. Yeah, he's following Newton's 5th law of political dynamics and must be banging his assistant
by Endsurg May 25, 2010
Get the Newton's 5th law of political dynamicsmug. The more a politician speaks out against gays and gay rights, the more likely he is to be gay himself.
Dude, that Senator is beating up on gays. He just following Newton's 4th law of political dynamics. He must be gay.
by Endsurg May 25, 2010
Get the Newton's 4th law of political dynamicsmug. The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.
by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021
Get the Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Lawmug. by trumpwoochie October 31, 2021
Get the The Newton Schoolmug. 