mutual procrastination

(Noun) The act or process of wasting time or pushing off important things (procrastinating) together with a friend. Should be used when both subjects have things they should be doing instead.

You see those two kids watching YouTube videos in the library? They're engaging in mutual procrastination. They have an exam to study for, but they are wasting each other's time with silly things instead.

by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015

mutual transgression

Mutual transgression is simply the law of the universe.

Josh: What's the law of the universe
Sullivan: Mutual Transgression

by Jaymason July 27, 2016

Mutual Nursing

When two people suck on each other's breasts at the same time

Mutual nursing, like a 69 for tits
69

by ziek3411 June 4, 2016

mutual hosting

When a corporate boondoggle is so egregious and over the top that one firm cannot afford to host the event alone, either due to the actual cost or potential liability, the event must be mutually hosted by multiple firms.

Due to the level of drinking involved at the corporate ski trip, we are going with a mutual hosting plan for this boondoggle.

by idyt January 19, 2017

mutual intercourse

When two people who really love each other come together as one ;)

My mom and her side hoe had mutual intercourse.

by Mi200 April 12, 2017

Mutual bothering

Usually found in siblings, a balance found between people in which they annoy, and get in the other(s)' hair to their exact tolerance where they can take no more, but expecting the same done to you

My brother and I have a system of mutual bothering where we annoy the crap out each other until the other is about to snap.

by PiN3cOnE1 September 3, 2017

Matuma

Best person ever. Ate whole kangaroo all by himself. Never stepped on Lego. Occasionally flies.

He is so good. Almost like Matuma.

by Matuma December 29, 2017