mutual procrastination

(Noun) The act or process of wasting time or pushing off important things (procrastinating) together with a friend. Should be used when both subjects have things they should be doing instead.

You see those two kids watching YouTube videos in the library? They're engaging in mutual procrastination. They have an exam to study for, but they are wasting each other's time with silly things instead.

by das.sprache.meister March 08, 2015

School of Mutual Admiration

University

A - "Oh look at that guy, you can tell from his attitude that he's come from the School of Mutual Admiration"
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "

by xJanexxDoexx April 06, 2011

andrew.tf's mutuals

The pinnacle of masculinity amd the sexiest mfs kn the planet

I wish I coukd be andrew.tf's mutuals but I can't lift 30,000 pounds

by wryxdunk May 06, 2021

Mutual Lookage

When you and another person think about looking at each other at the same time, then you both perform said looking action.

"Did we just do that?"
"Yeah, Mutual Lookage, man"

by ThouArtLearnth January 15, 2019

Mutualness

Means the same as mutuality but more correct for internet users.

Enjoy the mutualness of a friendship or a relationship, give and take.

by troyboy4life February 17, 2012

Mutual Combat

A bullshit, democratic word used to justify shooting at cops when people are breaking the law.

A Southside Chicago gang started a Mutual Combat by shooting at cops because the police would not let them sell crack and rob the liquor store.

by oldschoolrocker October 06, 2021

Mutual combat

when two individuals intentionally and consensually engage in a fair fight

Originally added to courts so you wouldn't get a murder charge when engaging in a duel in the 1800s

Coke dealer: I challenge you to a duel

Drunk guy: mutual combat isn't even legal here, don't kick my ass

by Phoenixholmes October 05, 2021