muppet show

a group of morons in close proximity, behaving as morons do. the muppet show can often be seen at said morons natural habitats, such as:

1. chav infested shopping centres on saturdays
2. 'up town' on a friday night outside a nightclub
3. political gathrings, especially if George W Bush is in the vacinity (though he is by no means the only culprit, just the biggest.)
person a: why has that lad got bounced from a nightclub for being blatantly underage, staggered into the road swearing, flashed his arse at the police and got arrested whilst his fat girlfriend screams and hammers the riot van with her fists?

person b: the muppet show must be in town.
by me old fruity December 20, 2006
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Man Muppet

you'll never get any friction with him - he's a Man Muppet.
by GLM11 August 10, 2011
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Muppet Meatlocker

The act of fisting a someone whilst wearing a muppet hand-puppet.
Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: Dude i absolutely gave him the Muppet Meatlocker. he loved it!

Girl: I heard from your girlfriend you gave her the Muppet Meatlocker.
Guy: Yeah, she told me it was great as a one time thing.
by HowDidIGetHereIDontLikeIt February 20, 2018
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Muppet Kisses

A Muppet Kiss involves a great big kiss on the lips that ends with a smacking sound and a MmmmmmmmmmWaaaaaaaaaa
Muppet kisses is the sort of kiss Miss piggy would give poor old kermit when she finially corners him
by UKCD June 30, 2010
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Montreal Muppet

When a large man shoves his whole arm up a petite woman’s ass while singing The Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog
My girl came over and asked for a Montreal Muppet.
by Nick Pee March 22, 2019
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muppet blowing

A hand-job from a puppet (technically a muppet blowjob) or a hand-job with you hand in a pocket.
You see John he was muppet blowing in the ally
by madman88 May 03, 2015
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Uncultured Muppet

An insulting name you can call someone when you don't want to be too mean but when you want to make sure they know that you think they're an idiot. many people may ask why you would use the Muppets good name in such a way, but seeing as there are good and bad Muppets their arguments are invalid.
now you know this definition so you can avoid looking like an Uncultured Muppet in future conversations
by WrDdMaStEr June 21, 2021
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