Munchitis

When you’re a munch.

Xezasmine is such a munch, he has munchitis.

by jackmunch October 23, 2023

munchies

the time when you wanna snack but no snack allowed in the movie so no wife :(
well might aswell snack on that pritty litte black fella over there ;)

Mmmm, im getting the munchies, but no whife :(.
(looks to the right) GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT :0000000000
that fella looking hella snackable ;P
(jumps on that choco gyat)

by thanos big nose=big tows January 18, 2024

Lammy Munchies

a delicious lamb dog treat commonly enjoyed by humans alike

Bob-Yo those lammy munchies are the shit!
Joe- Totally!

by iheartnkjj May 3, 2009

terminal munchosity

the unexplainable feeling of hunger one gets once they pass through security at the airport, no matter how much they pigged out prior to their arrival.

Annette "Why am I so freaking hungry? I just ate a huge breakfast!"
Jason "Must be terminal munchosity, I think the airports pump oxygen through the ventilation system to make people crave food."

by gerlitzappel October 11, 2009

shame munchies

munchies are when you are either stoned, drunk or generally fuxxed up and you want to eat everything you see.

shame munchies are when you are embarrassed by the large quantities of food you are eating, and you are shameful about it, but you keep going anyways.

Kandyce: Don't give me anymore oreos
Derek: Why not!
Kandyce: I've got the shame munchies!

by i'm kandyce bitch. June 5, 2010

barron munchausen

The act of eating a pizza from inside a persons cavity...The frozen pizza is baked, then allowed to cool. Once cooled enough for comfort, it is folded and mashed into the vagina of a female or the anus of a male and then eaten as it is slowly squeezed out..

I gave my boyfriend a Barron Munchausen, next time i wont throw on the extra cheese....

by lovethesemeanings May 9, 2011

Vehicular Munchausen's by proxy

When you are sharing your vehicle with someone and it get damaged in someway (door ding, curb check, scratch, totaled) and you blame it on the person you share with, only to find out later that it was your own fault.

Dick: Great, now my wheel is all chewed up because you curb checked. And I know it was you because it wasn't like that last week, and I certainly didn't do that.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.

by lil nugget 360 December 6, 2012