Muphinz

An extremely huge Muffin thrown from heaven to crush unsuspecting people. Usually done by God to smite morons.

"Holy shit it's raining Muphinz!!"

by Sanctus Deus January 8, 2008

Murph'd

To be loathed and denounced by a beer drinkin, dip spittin hillbilly

"Fukka you"
You just got murph'd

by voland August 1, 2011

murphing the bowl

When the bowl comes your way, instead of hitting it you space out into the conversation and hang onto it. Not bogarting it just not passing it on.

Hey you've been Murphing the bowl, hit it and pass it on!

by spyderdog8 September 9, 2015

mulched

When you take an explosive shit that covers the back of the bowl.

Dude, I mulched the fuck out of that toliet.

by #shitsdeep January 16, 2017

muph

Another word for motherfucker

Its cold as muph outside today

by Niggeroma May 14, 2018

Gee Mumph

A word of the most awesome kind. There is no greater phrase in the human language. It means everything and nothing. It can be used in place of any word or as a punctuation. Originally coined by the awesome stoner Steve B. from Missouri. Typically heard after withdrawing ones lips from the dank.

Tommy: "Hey Steve, this is some good shit."
Steve: "Gee Mumph! You milly mumph!"

Or

Random GTA Player: "Hey asshole why'd you shoot me."
Steve: "Gee Mumph!"

by WalterWWhite May 13, 2020

zavier mullholland

Very small pp man who searches up his name and masterbates to it bc it said he was cool

Omg zavier mullholland is soooooo fucking gay

by Saver hater October 22, 2020