mule kick

Female retaliation to the Donkey Punch

After I Donkey Punched John's wife, she delivered an almost pleasant mule kick to my genitalia.

by Cletus&Cooter April 2, 2003

mule

A mule is an animal with long, funny ears; he kicks up at anything he hears. His back is brawny, but his brain is weak; he's just plain stupid, with a stubborn streak.

So if you hate to go to school, you may grow up to be a mule.

by Hachiman April 23, 2003

spinning mule

The spinning mule, cousin to the donkey punch, is a brutal sexual maneuver. It consists of a man ejaculating in a woman's eyes multiple times so she can't see, tying her feet and hanging her upside down and spinning her around for 10 minutes at high speeds. Then when you let her down and she is too dizzy to walk you punch her in the head, knock her to the ground and repeatedly violate her until she regains consciousness. While she is waking up you shit on her face and wrap duct tape around her head while there is still shit on it.

I gave my bitch a spinning mule last week and she couldn't walk for days.

by Cumslud January 15, 2008

Afro Engineered Melee Weapon

A child-friendly way of using the term "Nigger Knife"

Shawn: "Don't make me shank you with a Nigger Knife"
Will: "Dude, this is an elementary school, please call it an 'Afro Engineered Melee Weapon'"

by Firby January 12, 2009

muheeb

Won't admit when likes a girl

Stop muheebing and tell her you like her

by Ayetwerkondatass August 30, 2015

Pack Mule

A friend who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.

John: Yo pack mule, carry my shit!
Ali: yes sir no sir

by essenemic October 9, 2008

Raa Mule

The greatest two words known to mankind. Imported by the greatest user to ever grace LUE2, it is a tribute to Packing Heat and the glory days of GameFAQs. Raa Mule cannot be defined as only one thing; however, they will forever be the most important two words anyone will say.

Raa Mule

Porcupine's drunk again!

by Porc May 15, 2005