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pack mule

An Indian or other foreign woman used as a surogate for America parents.
My wife didnt want strech marks so we hired an Indian pack mule to incubate our child.
by David1965 October 1, 2010
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heat mule

noun. Scantilly clad woman (not necessarily attractive) who can usually be found waiting in line outside a club or college campus bar. Generally wearing black skin tight sorority pants and a halter top even in the coldest weather. Has alcoholic tendencies and will usually only talk to men who will buy her a round. (See sorostitute, skankalicious)
That heat mule over there drinking the red bull and vodka looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
by geetwad April 11, 2004
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Jew Mule

A large breed of human, dressing in ties and nice clothes, similar to the attire of Slender man. They tend to sneak up and scare people without meaning to and is sometimes a real asshole, but every girl that likes anime is somewhat attracted to his physical being. Jew Mules are rather sarcastic, cannot tell jokes, and tries to "serve" people but it always backfires. His name is Latin in origin, derived from the common misconception that he is Jewish and can only do hard manual labor for pay. He likes jokes and often refers to him/herself as an ass though it is an inaccurate reference. He hates country music and therefore you will never find his cousin, the Jew at a hoedown.
JEW MULE (girls come running)
The Jew mule: The ass happy
(girls giggle)
by xXreversedspellssamewayXx February 12, 2013
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Texas Mule

Person 1: I will give her one last chance. (after 5 previous chances)

Person 2: She isn't going to be loyal, Stop being a Texas Mule!
by Camaroz28Run January 28, 2015
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Loping the mule

Rubbing one out. Choking the sheriff ‘til the posse shows up. Masturbating.
Keep loping the mule and you’ll go blind!
by Jbravo65 July 19, 2018
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Bound Mule

"Man that chick is so huge, she needs to be saddled and gagged to get laid. She'd be a bound mule!"
by KB and friends October 18, 2011
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Gaming Mule

A person of middle class who plays video games a lot and drinks like a Mule.
That Gaming Mule can be a really swell guy.
by HokutoPain June 29, 2020
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