Meth Mule

Child of a non-liberal parent.

All children of non-liberal parents are meth mules.

Meth Mule by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023

Government Mule 

Reference to back in the mid to late 1800s, where freed black slaves were given 40 acres of land and one mule. Hardly a fair trade, but none the less, a fact. However, the term has been adopted to describe how tough a person is, particularly made famous by Jim Ross and the WWF/WWE.

"Ol' Stone Cold is tougher than a government mule! Hes stompin' a mudhole in his ass and walking it dry!"

Government Mule by NotMyRacism May 11, 2021

gappin mule 

A Gappin Mule is When a Man is Fucking A Donkey in the ass and his wife, girlfriend or whore is getting it from the Donkey.

Gappin mule if u Want a Example Got Fuck A Donkey Srry I DOnt Wanna

gappin mule by Eric W. The Destroyer Of Asses(NOT MEN) August 18, 2006

Desert Mule

A chick that fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I thought this girl looked good in the dark, but come to find out that she was a straight up desert mule in the light.

Desert Mule by zacho January 9, 2003

rusty mule

A rusty mule is when a dude fucks his girl when she's on her period and gets blood all over his dick, and then takes a nap, and the blood dries on his dick. And then he wakes up all horny and shit and fucks her from behind, like a mule.

Girl #1: " did you bang Chad, or were you on your period?"

Girl #2: "Yass queen, we banged even though I'm on the rag, he's into it. He gave me a rusty mule, and I loved it.

Girl #1: "What a gentleman."

rusty mule by Assfuxkinghobobitchcock July 7, 2016

kicks like a mule 

When a gun got a really hard recoil.

I tested the .44 yesterday. It kicks like a mule.

kicks like a mule by name *someguy = ? December 20, 2008

Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000

The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.

While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"

It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.

It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.

Yo Sick! Nick just gave Levi a serious mega mcmooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000

Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000 by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010