When a female grabs a man's penis at roughly the 1/2 point of the shaft then proceeds to make a circular motion on the helmet with the palm of her hand... making a once floppy muffin a hard muffin.
"Yo, Meg Ryan gives the best floppy muffin Ever."
"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."
"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."
by jeffdhall April 9, 2009
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Ken ~ Yeah man, but my junk sure has felt funny since then.
Billy ~ Oh man. She has Crotch Muffin. You might wanna get that checked out.
Ken ~ Yeah man, but my junk sure has felt funny since then.
Billy ~ Oh man. She has Crotch Muffin. You might wanna get that checked out.
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An untimely sexual advance from a woman when you are either too tired or in a hurry.
An untimely sexual advance from a woman when you are either too tired or in a hurry.
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Get the Scorch Muffins mug.1. A tasty food.
2. An insult to a fat person.
3. Girls Breasts and/or Vagina and/or butt
4. A term of endearment
5. A name for the fat hanging from the stomach-hip area, mostly made when wearing clothing to tight and small.
6. A bad hair day, mostly when the hair is curly and everywhere, kinda looks like a muffin.
7. A synonym for ugly (since some people wrongly assume that Muffins are ugly cupcakes, they also use it to mean ugly for people)
8. A Demi-Goddess in the Church of Breakfast. Main follower being the Mistress of Muffins.
2. An insult to a fat person.
3. Girls Breasts and/or Vagina and/or butt
4. A term of endearment
5. A name for the fat hanging from the stomach-hip area, mostly made when wearing clothing to tight and small.
6. A bad hair day, mostly when the hair is curly and everywhere, kinda looks like a muffin.
7. A synonym for ugly (since some people wrongly assume that Muffins are ugly cupcakes, they also use it to mean ugly for people)
8. A Demi-Goddess in the Church of Breakfast. Main follower being the Mistress of Muffins.
1. Dude, this muffin tastes great! Did you bake more?
2. That girl's a total muffin! Look, she has fat rolls!
3. "Nice Muffins"(Breasts) "Can I butter your muffin?" (Vagina) and "I want to spank her muffin!" (butt)
4. I love you, Muffin
5. Those pants give her a total muffin!
6. Dude, you have muffin hair.
7. Dude she is so muffin why would you wanna date her?
8. Hail the Muffin Goddess, Demi Goddess in the Church of Breakfast.
2. That girl's a total muffin! Look, she has fat rolls!
3. "Nice Muffins"(Breasts) "Can I butter your muffin?" (Vagina) and "I want to spank her muffin!" (butt)
4. I love you, Muffin
5. Those pants give her a total muffin!
6. Dude, you have muffin hair.
7. Dude she is so muffin why would you wanna date her?
8. Hail the Muffin Goddess, Demi Goddess in the Church of Breakfast.
by MelodyMoose January 7, 2011
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