Wisconsin Mudslide

Before treating your woman to a routine back massage, fill the evening with cheap Wisconsin Ale. While she is lying face down position yourself flat footed over her spine, pull your pants down and blast her spine telling her its massage oil. Phase 2: Reposition yourself near the back of the room and get a running start, slide head first across her back like Pete Rose...

See Also Monsoon Assassin

I just had to try that Wisconsin Mudslide last night, and boy it was grrrrrrrreat...

by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007

Moroccan Mudslide

When a girl has diarrhea, and has anal sex. she then takes a runny dump mixed with semen on her partners face. they then est the mixture of his face with tortilla chips only to puke it back up into a bowl, in which they will then usually perform a Texas Chili Bowl.

Douchebag: dude me and christy did a moroccan mudslide, closely followed by a texas chili bowl

Douchebag2:Oh man you are so lucky dude christys a total freak

Otherguy: dude... your fucking weird

by JDubz October 23, 2006

Indian Mudslide

When you eat curry and shit on your womans chest.

Shitting in your hand and massaging a womans breasts

hot shit on bare skin

Did you see that chick after that indian mudslide?

Yeah.. that indian food fucked me up, so i just took care of business.

Didn't you give tanya an indian mudslide?

yeah that cury fucked my shit up, so i shit business.

by j jack January 28, 2010

Asian Mudslide

Noun. The act of accidentally shitting oneself while farting violently while sitting in a comfortable chair. This results in the individual sliding or melting down in their seat like a mudslide.

Matt thought it would be really funny to let one rip, but he had an Asian Mudslide all over the seat!

by Homesick Boy January 5, 2008

Mississippi Mudslide

The process by which the woman lays down on her back and the guy spreads his butt cheeks apart and begins to rub his asshole on her face until there is a black streak from her chin to her forehead.

Oh man, I can't wait to give this chick a Mississippi Mudslide.

by Guy With Gross Terms May 8, 2010

Miami Mudslide

The act of a male deficating on a female's chest (usually occurrs when the waste is a little runny) aka, the shits, and then the male slides across the females chest like a 6 year old on a Slip n' Slide.

Ryan performs a Miami Mudslide on Taylor every special occasion. (Birthdays, Holidays)

by jakedullum July 3, 2011

Los Angeles Mudslide

The most liquid version of a Cleveland Steamer.

I was so embarrassed that the Cleveland Steamer I had planned turned into a Los Angeles Mudslide - nasty.

by godknowsit February 18, 2009