mostest

more than moster. . . which is more than most

maya: i love you
ken: i love you moster!
maya: i love you MOSTEST!
ken: aw

by mayaloveskenmostest September 26, 2010

mortlewad

When a man puts all of his dying energy into one final, powerful ejaculation.

Dude, after jimmy got shot in the chest, he TOTALLY gave sheleese a mortlewad. It tore her in half.

by george8888 December 14, 2005

Mosteresterest

More then Mosterester.

I love Joanna mosteresterest

by Stealthbite August 23, 2011

Moseley

A 'Moseley' is someone who embarks on a perverted crusade and comes up short much to the amusement of his peers.

John walked across the dance floor to discreetly touch Jenny's tits. Jenny slapped John and everyone laughed at him. John did a 'moseley'

Andrew climbed into bed with Melissa with only his boxers on and a throbbing erection. Melissa frantically ran out of the room with Andy in pursuit. Andy was then met by his peers who laughed at him. He had done a 'Moseley'

by Swordandstone June 21, 2016

mostestestestestestest

the highest amount of love
you can have

I love you mostestestestestestest💓

by froggy12123 September 20, 2017

cambodian mistletoe

A sexual act in which the male or female singles out their big-toe and soccer kicks it into their mates anus.

Andrew: "last night i gave jessica a cambodian mistletoe and missed a little bit."

Jeremy: "What happened next?!"

Andrew: "We spent six hours in the emergency room waiting for all the mexicans to get their minor cough checked out and they had to stitch her butthole shut..."

by satansarmy666 October 29, 2010

mosleh

Isis Name originated from the Siberian culture, Intellectually challenged and usually appears in some form of McDonalds advertisement. His hair line appears as an M and he runs like a grizzly bear on steroids. His comebacks bring pain to those who are deadly enough to challenge him in a beatbox/rap competition. In summary he is an unpaid sponsor towards McDonalds.

Your Mum's a Mosleh

by u no u no me March 17, 2016