morther

–adjective, comparative of much, of many, of most, with mostess as the superlative
1. in greater quantity, amount, measure, degree, or number
2. additional or further
3. in plenary capacity and replete with ubiquity
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Daughter to Dad: "I love you"
Dad to daughter: "I love you more"
Daughter to Dad: "I love you morther"

by uzi_ March 14, 2009

mortey

Combination of "morning" and "nitey." Used for greetings across time zones with your baby.

"Mortey baby!" (When you're in the US and she's in the UK, for example, and it's a.m. for one and p.m. for the other)

by J&HD! July 8, 2009

Post-mortem

After a project finishes in a big production for a movie, video game, or large project. Everyone gets together to discuss in a meeting what went wrong and what could be done better. The issues brought up are almost always completely ignored by management and they continue to make the same incompetent mistakes they always have.

Worker; If we don't change this it's going to explode next time and we're going to have to do it again.
Management; Ignore. Oh shit. It exploded. Let's do it again, can you come in this weekend and next? We can discuss what went wrong during the post-mortem.
Worker; If we don't change this it's going to explode next time and we're going to have to do it again.
Management; Ignore. Oh shit. It exploded. Let's do it again, can you come in this weekend and next? We can discuss what went wrong during the post-mortem.

by bob_cock1 October 2, 2005

Morty

Fictional character from the TV series, Rick and Morty. He's Rick's companion in all their adventures. He's a lazy, incompetent kid who constantly thinks about sex, but he's useful if a genius like Rick has use for him. He's used to block out brain waves stimulated by Rick's mind too.

Rick: Morty, listen I want you to take these nuts and shove them waaaay up your butthole. Got that?

by applemanthingy August 28, 2017

Morton Salt

General Cornrow Wallace's favorite defense mechanism.

It initiated the battle between the 19th Street Gangsters and the River Terrace Crew in Chicago in the 80s.

Victim: "He poured Morton Salt all over me!"

by A1 December 3, 2004

Mortal Kombat

When you take a shit that is so devastating and foul that right before you flush you hear Shang Tsung say "Finish him!"

After eating those ghost pepper wings, I had Mortal Kombat in the shitter at work.

by deathfordough May 23, 2016

Morton Feldman

Like, the easiest to play composer with all the easiest songs, except John Cage's 4'33". His music is so creepy but it is perfect for horror movies.

Devil: What should we play in hell?
Satan: Let's play some Morton Feldman. It scares the shit out of me.

by 116584 January 3, 2017