monkey rack

A hairy chest.

Geezzz, why not get some hair removal from that monkey rack!

by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Brit Monkey

A way a tech support scammer calls someone from the United Kingdom

Scammer: are your from the UK
Victim: Yes I'm from the UK
Scammer: you pice of shit you a Brit Monkey

by BritMonkeyDextopHasWirus August 11, 2016

swapping the monkey

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.

wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!

by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013

Monkey Branching

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

Spunky Monkey

n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with definite coffee tones. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:
2 shots Kahlua
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes

Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.

A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Orangutan. For those who don't like coffee at all, replace the Kahlua with Bailey's Irish Cream. While chocolatey and without coffee bitterness of the Spunky Monkey, it also has an amazing hint of marchino cherry. Also very tasty!

Hey barkeep! Another Spunky Monkey, please!

by Dan Weyandt April 10, 2008

parka monkey

A follower of the oasis/Liam Gallagher religion

Johns been listening to a lot of oasis recently and bought him self a parka what a parka monkey

by Oasisfan54321 April 2, 2018

Turf Monkeys

noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.

Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"

by Curlyfries482 September 8, 2010